thenoodledude:

ALL OF THESE


me: how was the roman empire cut in half
friend: idk
me: with a pair of caesars


My day begins with getting strapped into Loki’s buckles and belts and getting the hair on and the helmet. Sorf of preparing to make menace.

(Source: mishasteaparty)


mysuhofeels:

kailiff:

abbyskypeople:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power

anxiety attack every time

The cause of all my childhood woes

when your teacher would time you, and you couldn’t do it all in three minutes.

mysuhofeels:

kailiff:

abbyskypeople:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

anxiety attack every time

The cause of all my childhood woes

when your teacher would time you, and you couldn’t do it all in three minutes.




romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



two halves of a whole

two halves of a whole